James WILSON
The Master of (NOT) Working
Welcome to the world of James Wilson. Here, we celebrate the art of doing absolutely nothing, the finesse of pro-level procrastination, and the unyielding dedication to a work-free lifestyle. Dive deep into James' illustrious "career" and discover why he's renowned (by his friends, at least) for being the most unproductive genius of his time.
Get in (Non)Touch with James
Want to collaborate on an incredibly important project that James will inevitably put off? Or perhaps you have an event you'd love for him to not attend? Reach out below!
Thank you for (Not) Reaching out
Given my dedication to not working, this might be the quickest response you'll get from me (or perhaps the only one).I have received your message and, in keeping with my personal brand, will possibly get back to you... someday. In the meantime, feel free to bask in the glory of doing nothing, inspired by yours truly.For urgent non-matters, I suggest doing what I would do: kick back, relax, and maybe watch a movie or take a nap.Thanks for your understanding (or confusion). I look forward to (maybe) not connecting soon.Best (non)regards,(Note: Your expectations should remain comfortably low.)